A List of Things That Don't Just Apply To Guys

In no particular order:

-Sweaty crotch.
-Beer babies.
-Blocking the toilet with monster shits
-Parents walking in while you're masturbating.
-And not leaving for ages, diminishing any traces of horny-ness.
-Shaving stubble, albeit not entirely in the same areas.
-Spots.
-The ability to eat an entire Porterhouse steak.
-Seeing how high you can pee.
-Constant desire for beer and chips.
-Drooling over a nice pair of tits.
-30+hour gaming sessions.
-Spitting.
-Swearing.
-Watching sports with 'the lads'.
-Lazyness.
-Self mutilation for the sake of fun and grossing people out, or as a sport.


I'll add more later.