And This Is How We Do It, Baby...

This might be a long ass blog, so I'm gonna pee first :D
Okay, I'm good to go. Yesterday was a no-frills picnic a la parc with Mike, Sofa and Tomek. I provided all the food which cost me a total of thirteen pounds including new picnic boxes, but that is a small cost for getting Mike to come out anywhere with me (FYI you can sign up to Time Out London emailing list and they send you newsletters about free stuff going on all over London, as well as discounts in resteraunts - if I have to make this any clearer we're going to see a nasty side of Khloe the housewife cum home chef, kay?)
The picnic consisted of -
Cheese and Onion Rolls - bought
Pork Pies - bought
Crabsticks - bought
Mini pizza sticks (Mozarella, red onion, cured black olive, herbs)
Boureki - a Cretan dish made with courgette that I couldn't find a recipe to taste how I remember it, so I made one up :P
Cold Peppered Ham cuts
Couscous salad - A mixture of cold couscous cooked in stock, butter and garden herbs. Chopped red onion, roughly chopped spicy brine green olives, artichoke, salt and pepper.
Sandwiches -
Cucumber and pepper,
Egg salad (butter, mayonaisse, salt pepper and cooked yolk combined, white albumin sliced on top. Watercress)
Chicken, Cucumber and Lettuce, salt and pepper.
A roasted pepper salad - Red, yellow and green. Olive oil, balsamic vinegar, lemon juice, salt, pepper and herbs. Roasted on a low heat
Three bottles of white wine, eight cans of cider and some mdma which as Mike's girlfriend I of course didn't get any of despite saying I was going to buy it and share -_- Whatever.

Chaos is a picnic with Khloe and Sofa.

The bites on my neck hurt when I turn.

I also went out to Camden a few days ago and into Inspiral. I love that place. Oh my god I love it. Alex I might jump on you for taking me there because it's the kind of place I would go every day just to have a cup of tea and a cookie. http://www.inspiralled.net/index.php Yeah baby ;)

More later, feel sick.