Kay.. House Rules.

I know this is super grouch. But I feel like being pro active, so here are the house rules.

-The only places to pee are the bathroom and the back garden. You can pee in the bath if that kind of situation arises. Drunk/drugged mass bathroom trips are rare but as long as everything is kept cleaned it's kosher.
-No flushing the toilet after people have gone to sleep. 2.30/3AM we just leave it unless you have to take a shit ^_~
-No stealing from this house. My closest friends have done this as well as strangers. I tallied up the costs with Jan recently - we're talking almost a THOUSAND pounds worth of things in the past few years. I do not want to have to keep everything locked up. Ask, and I will lend/burn a copy/suggest a library/shop.
-The kitchen is off-limits unless you want a drink of any kind or 1/2 slices of toast. With permission, you are welcome to make a meal or finish leftovers. We do not deny food to anyone who visits.
-I will usually cook. If you choose to eat you take your own damn plates up to the dishwasher, scrape them into the bin and leave them by the sink.
-We do not deny shelter to anyone who needs it. You may always find a place to sleep here. However this rule of the house is often abused, and this house also belongs to someone who works and needs their own space too.
-You may turn up unannounced at conveniant times or in emergencies. Emergencies include A&E's, deaths, extreme inebriation, missing persons, births, malnourishment and homelessness.
-My bedroom is like a tiny studio apartment for Mike and myself. Treat it with respect even if it is a mess. Just because ashtrays are tipped over and laundry is everywhere it doesn't give you the right to fuck it up more.
-I will happily allow people to shower and do laundry here.