Everyone will come, everyone will come to my funeral :)

Yes, I DO feel delicious.

It fills me with smiles and warm buzzy slightly nausiating feelings to know people sit and read here on an occasion only ritualistic to their own :) I rarely write well, I rarely spell correctly, and I rarely use good grammar. (The punctuation there was a joke. I know no one got it. Maybe Sofa did...).

Anyways. A big snuggle and snorgle to everyone when/if they read this post and since you are here you should get some tea, juice or water and chill out for a bit. There must be a reason you were driven to reading :)
Go now. Tea time.

Fine. Well you either obeyed, ignored or considered. At least I poked your squidgy brainthoughts :) Yeah, I feel drunk, and I feel really good... shows alot huh..


There's a savoury meal of choice awarded to who ever can find every grammatical error :) Homecooked and paid for. You know you want some.

This is just sunshine ray in the storm.


And Mike, I woke you up at 8ish impaling myself on the bedframe trying to get the lighter, grabbed your shin and fell on my face. You won't remmeber. It was epic fail.