Hello. I'm glad you came. Please take a seat and tick the boxes that apply to you.
Taller than me
Overweight
Geeky
No, painfully geeky
MMO player
At the very least hard-core gamer
Spend way too much time on the internet
Like Marmite
Heavy drinker
Fuck like a machine
About Me
- ChemiKaze
- Some bizarre amalgamation of a trillion different colours and half as many resonant notes has come together to create me. I'm short of both temper and stature, vegan, not so bad at cooking, a heavy drinker, a chemical craver, and stronger than you.
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