What's green, shiny and full of ridges? I refer, of course, to the Asian delicacy that is Bitter Melon. First off, I like it which I guess is pretty abnormal for a silly white european :D. The flavour is somewhere between tar, earwax and cum (and the fact that I like it does not reflect on me as a person, honest).
So today I'm cooking some for Alex- you lucky lucky lady. Assuming she does in fact turn up of course, there's going to be so much Malay-Filipino food I will be stuck with the fucking stuff for days, or until I force feed it to Ebony. There's also going to be home-made prawn toast for those that way inclined, tom yum soup with mushrooms and bad-ass bamboo shoots, sweet-sour tofu, rice, vermicelli, vietnamese rice paper rolls, crispy cabbage and wilted choi cum. The only thing I refuse to try and make despite their simplicity is spring rolls. Those are shop bought.
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As it turns out, she didn't turn up. More for me?
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Yay i got a mention xD
ReplyDeleteand you didnt get to feed either of us D:
looking forward to romantic meal on saturday?
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