Don't Mug Yourself

I think drinking a pint of wine is not the best choice of breakfast cereal, but I have a Christian in my bed and a Mike on my floor, mushrooms do not work on me or I at least need three times more, and I am a pregnant college flunk-to-be. Not sure what to say? Nor are we. Except...maybe... that I have not used a single apostrophe in this blog post because when I press it I am hotlinked to something far far away..